I just heard about Kordell Stewart retiring from football... almost a week after the average football fan found out. But at least it didn't take me six years, six months, and twenty-four days. That's how long it took for Stewart to file his retirement papers after playing his final NFL game.
Anyways, congratulations Slash! It was a pleasure to watch you play over the years. Your career numbers aren't exactly worthy of Canton. But your ability to throw the ball, line up as a wide receiver, and run the ball like a running back made me a fan early in your career.
Enjoy your retirement Mr. Stewart!